Top Ten Answers Men Would Most Like To Give To Women's Stupid Questions, But Never Will, anonymous 10.   No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex. 9.   The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the fucking ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat. 8.   You've got shit chance of me calling you. 7.   No, I won't be gentle. 6.   Of course you have to swallow. 5.   Well yes actually, I do this all the time. 4.   I hate your fucking friends. 3.   I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight. 2.   I would rather watch a stick movie. 1.   Eat it? It took me 10 beers to get up the courage to fuck it. Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say, anonymous 10.   Do you think this dress makes me look too slim? 9.   You take me out too much, can't we just stay in? 8.   A fake one will do. 7.   You look stressed out, let me give you a blow job. 6.   Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it. 5.   That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body. 4.   My mother is a real old bitch. 3.   No, no, you buy me too much already. 2.   Give it to me hard up the butt big boy, you know I love it. 1.   What headache?
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		Act V. THE TRUTH. (Love is hard work. And, sometimes, hard work can really hurt.) Love is a game. If they didn't tell you before, we will tell you now. Love is a game and if you play you either win, lose, or get ejected before the game is over. There are no ties. Maybe you'll lose and learn some great, meaningful answer from it all (like if it looks to good to be true, it is). It's easy to love something when you don't have to work at it. It's harder when it asks something of you. You just might be afraid to give. Give it anyway. The heart is the most resilient muscle. It is also the stupidest. So if this love you've found is good to you, hold it, keep it, shout about it. If it isn't, then maybe you should just become very good friends.