10 Things Not to Say When a Cop Pulls You Over, anonymous 1. Back off Barney, I've got a piece. 2. Wanna race to the station, Sparky? 3. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! 4. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. 5. You'll never get those cuffs on me you pussy! 6. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in twenty minutes! 7. Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen? 8. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 9. Hey officer, is that your night stick or are you just glad to see me? 10. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!
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		Act V. THE TRUTH. (Love is hard work. And, sometimes, hard work can really hurt.) Love is a game. If they didn't tell you before, we will tell you now. Love is a game and if you play you either win, lose, or get ejected before the game is over. There are no ties. Maybe you'll lose and learn some great, meaningful answer from it all (like if it looks to good to be true, it is). It's easy to love something when you don't have to work at it. It's harder when it asks something of you. You just might be afraid to give. Give it anyway. The heart is the most resilient muscle. It is also the stupidest. So if this love you've found is good to you, hold it, keep it, shout about it. If it isn't, then maybe you should just become very good friends.