10 Things That Piss Me Off

10 Things That Piss Me Off, anonymous

1.   People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2.   The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3.   People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4.   When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a damn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

5.   When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6.   When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin' ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

7.   The radio ad: "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for Christ's sake!

8.   People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

9.   When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

10.   When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" You should know asshole, you pulled me over!!!

Act V. THE TRUTH. (Love is hard work. And, sometimes, hard work can really hurt.) Love is a game. If they didn't tell you before, we will tell you now. Love is a game and if you play you either win, lose, or get ejected before the game is over. There are no ties. Maybe you'll lose and learn some great, meaningful answer from it all (like if it looks to good to be true, it is). It's easy to love something when you don't have to work at it. It's harder when it asks something of you. You just might be afraid to give. Give it anyway. The heart is the most resilient muscle. It is also the stupidest. So if this love you've found is good to you, hold it, keep it, shout about it. If it isn't, then maybe you should just become very good friends.