Stupid Family Feud Answers

These are actual Family Feud answers that were given by stupid contestants. Okay, in case it's been a while since you've watched Family Feud, the way it works is that you have to guess the most commonly given answers from a random grouping of 100 people surveyed to list certain things pertaining to a certain subject (such as "Things you'd find on a beach: beach balls, sunbathers, towels, etc.")
Thanks to the GCFL for making me laugh, thanks to William Conway for submitting these to the GCFL, and special thanks to Josh for turning me on to the GCFL.

Stupid Family Feud Answers, anonymous

Name something a blind person might use - "A sword"

Name a song with moon in the title - "Blue Suede Moon"

Name a bird with a long neck - "Naomi Campbell"

Name an occupation where you need a torch - "A burglar"

Name a famous brother and sister - "Bonnie & Clyde"

Name a dangerous race - "The Arabs"

Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 Musketeers - "A horse"

Name something that floats in the bath - "Water"

Name something you wear on the beach - "A deckchair"

Name something red - "My cardigan"

Name a famous cowboy - "Buck Rogers"

Name a famous royal - "Mail"

A number you have to memorize - "7"

Something you do before going to bed - "Sleep"

Something you put on walls - "Roofs"

Something in the garden that's green - "Shed"

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - "A bicycle with wings"

Something you might be allergic to - "Skiing"

Name a famous bridge - "The bridge over troubled waters"

Something a cat does - "Goes to the toilet"

Something you do in the bathroom - "Decorate"

Name an animal you might see at the zoo - "A dog"

Something associated with the police - "Pigs"

A sign of the zodiac - "April"

Something slippery - "A conman"

A famous Scotsman - "Jock"

Another famous Scotsman - "Vinnie Jones"

Something with a hole in it - "Window"

A non-living object with legs - "Plant"

A domestic animal - "Leopard"

A part of the body beginning with 'N' - "Knee"

A way of cooking fish - "Cod"

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